Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….
who is more likely to hurt the other?
I’d say Sasuke, but not intentionally. More like, he doesn’t realize the impact some of the things he says have on his brother. But Itachi’s good at telling him when he’s upset now.
who is emotionally stronger?
This one is hard to answer because they’re both mentally scarred but if we’re talking on terms like “reacts less to things” then Sasuke. But that’s not really a healthy thing, he’s just learned to really repress himself.
who is physically stronger?
Sasuke, because in our Sasu/Ita, Sasuke is 35 and much stronger.
who is more likely to break a bone?
Neither- they’re not going to fight each other. If you mean likely to break a bone in someone else, that’s Sasuke but only by a small margin. The target and the damage they pose to the other really influences this decision, too.
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
Sasuke, if he were that cruel, but he’s not. Neither of them upset each other intentionally.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
Itachi, usually like a broken record.
who treats who’s wounds more often?
Sasuke treats Itachi’s wounds, because Itachi is (was) sick.
who is in constant need of comfort?
Itachi and he’s not shy about it. Sasuke does actually need comfort too but again, he’s got a really unhealthy level of repression going.
who gets more jealous?
Sasuke’s jealousy is starting to rear its head but he’s got permission for it this time. Too many people hitting on Itachi or being very obviously disappointed when they find out he’s taken.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
Neither. They’re in it to the end.
who will propose?
Sasuke unofficially proposed during the Rinne Festival, when his gift to Itachi was a set of robes with the Uchiha fan on them. Itachi’s wearing it again.
who has the most difficult parents?
They share the same parents, being brothers and all. But we’re gonna find out how Fugaku handles his sons are in a relationship…
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
Neither. Itachi would really like to, though.
who comes up for the other all the time?
….What does this mean. Like, visiting wise? Because they share the same house.
who hogs the blankets?
Itachi.
who gets more sad?
Itachi has this really neat trick where he can blame himself for almost anything.
who is better at cheering the other up?
Sasuke is better at cheering Itachi up.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
Neither.
who is more streetwise?
Both…?
who is more wise?
Uhh. Depends on the sort of wisdom. It’s subjective.
who’s the shyest?
Itachi. …At first.
who boasts about the other more?
Itachi will chat up a storm about how wonderful Sasuke is if you let him.
who sits on who’s lap?
Itachi will sit on Sasuke’s lap.
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