some old but still radical fandom terms to bring the heck back

lvtvr:

the following are concepts that i quickly learned my way around when growing up in fandom, but that seem to have fallen out of use recently. i’d like to propose a revival of…

  • NOTP: a pairing that, for whatever reason, you simply cannot stand. it can be because the ship repulses you morally, or because you hate one of the characters, or love them both but despise their dynamic – or just because looking at it makes you uncomfortable, for whatever reason.
    • different from labeling something a “bad ship” in that it implies an entirely personal preference.
    • calling a ship your NOTP informs others that you really, really, REALLY dislike it, while also acknowledging that you don’t know what other people’s reasons are for shipping it, or what interpretations they may have that makes it work for them.
    • a cool way of avoiding stuff you hate while also not morally condemning thousands of complete strangers for liking it.
  • squick: similar to notp, but goes for anything, not just romantic pairings. something you just don’t like, either for specific reasons or just because it irrationally repulses you.
    • not as severe as a trigger in the sense that it doesn’t cause any extreme and potentially harmful reactions – it’s just something you’d rather not see, because it grosses you the fuck out. and that’s okay. 
    • decent people respect other people’s squicks, while also remembering it’s cool for other people to like things they personally are squicked by.
    • this works as long as everyone agrees not to be dicks and shove stuff in people’s faces in unwarranted ways.
  • crackship: a ship that just doesn’t make any sense. there’s absolutely no chance that these characters would ever end up together.
    • perhaps they’ve never interacted. perhaps they are on opposite sides of a war. perhaps one of them died a thousand years ago. for whatever reason, there’s zero possibility of this becoming canon. 
    • still, you’d like to see how they’d romantically mesh, to explore their dynamic or a what-if scenario – or maybe they’re just two characters you really like to imagine smooching one another.
    • the fact that it isn’t and never will be canon doesn’t matter, and can even be part of the appeal. it certainly does not invalidate the ship’s existence. the ultimate form of doing something just for fun.

these words all help describe the cool concept of doing stuff you enjoy, while also realizing others may be doing things you hate, but not in order to victimize you personally. live and let live! give people the benefit of the doubt! it’s a good time. we should all try it.

uminosclassroom:

“It is not, and it’s an issue I will be re-visiting with her at a later time, but for now I need her to leave for the day. Since you’re here, I trust you’ll take her home?” 

“Yes. I will  guide her home.” And possibly have a short discussion himself.

[[

*bangs on kishimoto’s door* Where did Kusanagi go!? He had it for The Last and now it’s replaced by a completely different sword! *knocking grows louder* The new sword doesn’t even have a name! It’s not even the real Kusanagi, Orochimaru had that one! *bangs with both fists* What is Sasuke’s new sword– ]]

ItaOro (however tsun or AU you like,) or our OroSasu? Pick one! :D

Send me a ship and I will tell you: (Sleeping!)

[[ SasuOro is my fucking jam was this ever a choice– ]]

Who is a night owl:

[[ Orochimaru. Stays up late doing his studies or what have you. Is bitching the next morning because…. ]]

Who is a morning person:

[[ Sasuke is, and he makes Orochimaru get up at the same time. ]]

Are they cuddlers:

[[ Orochimaru is a Stage 11 cuddler. Once he knew he could do it to Sasuke and get away with it, he never went back. Sasuke got used to it but still doesn’t initiate as often. ]]

Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:

[[Orochimaru is his little spoon and prefers it that way. Sasuke generates a lot of body heat. ]]

What is their favorite sleeping position:

[[ Spooning :3 with Sasuke’s left under the both of them. Second is Sasuke on his back with the left serving as a pillow.  ]]

Who steals all the blankets:

[[ Neither! Orochimaru would rather snake his way to Sasuke’s side. ]]

What they wear to bed:

[[ Given they’re traveling 99% of the time in our New Dimensions AU, usually their full clothing. When they’re stopped somewhere that is an inn/house to rest, Sasuke usually loses his cloak/boots. Extended stays have him losing more clothing only if they had sex the previous night.   ]]

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:

[[ Sasuke doesn’t really care about this. Orochimaru is delighted to see Sasuke in any of his clothing (especially  if it’s super tight on Sasuke).  ]]

Who falls asleep mid-conversation:

[[ Orochimaru likely would ]]

Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:

[[ Sasuke. They’re always about Itachi. Sometimes he cries. ]]

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:

[[ Neither. ]]

Who can’t keep their hands to themself:

[[  Ahaha–ahahaha. Orochimaru. Restraint is not in his vocabulary when it comes to Sasuke.]]