staginstasis:

“Huh. Count yourself lucky then. Girls are trouble anyways. Best advice is to find yourself a nice plain one to reproduce with and call it a night.”

“Ah…”

This isn’t his business. Six more hours on guard duty. Men were also troublesome, to steal his partner’s catchphrase. 

staginstasis:

“Really..? Huh… you seem like the popular type with ladies Im sure you have tons of horror stories.”

He can only recall three women in his life, really. His Mother, the girl who retired to work at a tea shop, and the third girl in his team who’s off doing…he doesn’t know.

“I’m afraid I tend to scare them away.” A cheeky answer– all adoration was usually at a distance.