ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

lethal-cuddles:

strawberryoverlord:

chibigingi:

ryuokowolf:

zandolaf:

this is a bit of an emergency
BAD NEWS AHEAD
If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that
Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps
Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs
Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

@eemamminy

Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall need to stop starting mass panick literally right now cause its annoying

Dude, tumblr deactivated a bunch of accounts without warning. Of fucking COURSE people are going to panic. No need to be an asshole about it.

ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

mageknight14:

noblewing:

zandolaf:

this is a bit of an emergency
BAD NEWS AHEAD
If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that
Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps
Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs
Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

@support and @staff are a bunch of braindead, incompetent morons who can’t code for shit. They don’t know what a bot is, so they purge accounts with actual people behind them. How can they be that stupid?

Know what’s even worse?

The bots are still there.

damnedflame‌:

“So you better watch your step,” he points out, giving his brother a pointed look,” a shinobi tripping is the definition of uncool Itachi,” Sasuke adds. 

“A shinobi who loses his balance leaves an opening an enemy may use to their advantage.” Yes, that is good advice, even if they were safe inside the village. 

damnedflame‌:

Sasuke grumbles. He nudges his brother with his elbow before sliding his hands in his pockets.

“The ground was uneven,” he mutters. 

“Right.”

He doesn’t believe him at all, but it’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. Itachi’s still happy to follow alongside him. 

assuming there was no massacre what would the dynamics be like if itachi married Sasuke if Sasuke were a girl?

[[ I’ve been asked this question before, and while I love me some Itasasu (genderbent or not), the fact of the matter is that a marriage between Itachi and Sasuke wouldn’t happen, even if they were both opposite sexes.

Itachi would marry Izumi. Sasuke could pick whoever she wanted. 

While a degree of incest is necessary to keep something like a bloodline clan running, the Uchiha is big enough in numbers and genetic diversity that they wouldn’t immediately turn to direct siblings. 

Itachi marrying Sasuke would be a very last ditch resort only if their numbers were very few and it was impossible or incredibly difficult to regain their members via non-clan births. They would start with half-Uchiha before making direct siblings be forced to continue the bloodline. ]]