
“No one.” What even were these choices?

“No one.” What even were these choices?

“Sasuke. My Mother and Father. Izumi. They are the only ones worth saving.”
[[ I’m afraid I can’t do this one! I have nothing against crossover pairings, but I stopped reading Bleach years ago and know nothing about Momo’s character. :c ]]
Send me a ship and I will tell you: (Sleeping!)
Who is a night owl:
[[ Itachi definitely has the trouble sleeping. Sasuke is more secure when he can be wrapped around Itachi. ]]
Who is a morning person:
[[ Both of them. ]]
Are they cuddlers:
[[ You-bet-your-ass they are. Sasuke initiates everything. Itachi don’t get a choice but the physical contact really does help him. ]]
Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:
[[Itachi is the little spoon very often because Sasuke is very clingy. ]]
What is their favorite sleeping position:
[[ Both of them actually prefer to sleep on their backs but Sasuke will gladly give that up if it means he can sleep curled around his brother. ]]
Who steals all the blankets:
[[ Blankets are not a priority when Itachi is present. He’d rather kick them away if he has to. ]]
What they wear to bed:
[[ Just a set of regular clothes. If traveling, everything, shoes included. ]]
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:
[[ Now is when Sasuke would take pride in something like his. It’s a way to lay claim on Itachi, to put him in Sasuke’s clothes. ]]
Who falls asleep mid-conversation:
[[ Neither. ]]
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:
[[ Both of them, really. Assorted feelings of guilt and attempts at comfort ensue. ]]
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:
[[ Neither. ]]
Who can’t keep their hands to themself:
[[ Sasuke can’t keep his hands to himself at any point during the day. ]]
Send me a ship and I will tell you: (Sleeping!)
Who is a night owl:
[[ Itachi :3 ]]
Who is a morning person:
[[ Itachi, getting up at ass o’clock as usual. ]]
Are they cuddlers:
[[ Just your standard as-expected-of-wife-and-husband cuddling. ]]
Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:
[[Izumi is so tiny, the novel won’t stop describing her as such. Definitely little spoon. ]]
What is their favorite sleeping position:
[[ Both on their sides, spooning. ]]
Who steals all the blankets:
[[ Izumi tends to sidle in closer as opposed to hogging a blanket. ]]
What they wear to bed:
[[ Regular house clothes, really ]]
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:
[[ Izumi likes wearing one of his shirts more than he likes seeing it. He just…doesn’t care that much haha. ]]
Who falls asleep mid-conversation:
[[ Izumi, definitely. Out like a light. ]]
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:
[[ Since this can only happen in non-massacre, I’d wager Izumi, with nightmares about the Kyuubi attack, since it killed her Father. ]]
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:
[[ Neither. ]]
Who can’t keep their hands to themself:
[[ Izumi usually gets handsy first. Perks of marriage…~ ]]
Send me a ship and I will tell you: (Sleeping!)
Who is a night owl:
[[ I’d wager Karin over Sasuke. Sasuke likes to sleep at a consistent schedule. ]]
Who is a morning person:
[[ Sasuke more than Karin. Again– schedule. ]]
Are they cuddlers:
[[ At Karin’s insistence. Sasuke would slowly grow used to it once he accepted her. ]]
Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:
[[Karin is the little spoon. You can’t tell me she doesn’t want the D at her butt. ]]
What is their favorite sleeping position:
[[ Karin likes to sleep draped over Sasuke, touching every bit she can reach. Sasuke prefers to sleep on his back, so it works out. ]]
Who steals all the blankets:
[[ Neither, stealing the blankets would mean no Sasuke inside of them. ]]
What they wear to bed:
[[ Sasuke has bed-clothes, but if they’re just traveling, he’s wearing everything, shoes and all. ]]
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:
[[ “the other” lmao. Karin herself is too giddy at wearing Sasuke’s shirt. Sasuke kind of wants it back. ]]
Who falls asleep mid-conversation:
[[ Hmmm, I think neither? Unless Karin is speaking softly about something totally un-important and Sasuke was already falling asleep. ]]
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:
[[ More than likely Sasuke. But Karin would’ve caught onto the trouble in his chakra and woken up before him to soothe him. ]]
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:
[[ Neither. ]]
Who can’t keep their hands to themself:
[[ This shouldn’t have to be guessed. 8I Karin. ]]
Send me a ship and I will tell you: (Sleeping!)
Who is a night owl:
[[ As shinobi of their caliber they’re both easily capable of staying up late. ]]
Who is a morning person:
[[ Itachi is more of a morning person, again– gets up at ass o’clock. ]]
Are they cuddlers:
[[ Cuddling will come easy to these two, they already trust each other so much. ]]
Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:
[[ In this case I think they’d switch around. ]]
What is their favorite sleeping position:
[[ One of them on their back, and the other at a side :3 ]]
Who steals all the blankets:
[[ Itachi is always comitting this crime. ]]
What they wear to bed:
[[ The regular clothes I described. ]]
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:
[[ I don’t think they’d put too much stock in it, and they fit each other’s clothes. ]]
Who falls asleep mid-conversation:
[[ Itachi would do it in this case, since Shisui is more talkative. ]]
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:
[[ Since I usually assume non-massacre for Shiita, it would be Shisui in this case. But quietly. ]]
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:
[[ Neither. ]]
Who can’t keep their hands to themself:
[[ When they were in the mood, most likely Itachi. ]]
[[ Hidan will just sacrifice you to Jashin.
Kakuzu will either kill you or sell you for the bounty (if you have one)
And Orochimaru will either imprison you and experiment on you for your techniques, or manipulate you into joining him and ruin your life forever.
Avoid Orochimaru at all costs. ]]
[[ I still want an Izumi. Like– really bad. Give my son his wife, blease,,,
As for characters, hmm…Leaf Ninja, but in a no-massacre plot. Force this idiot to socialize.
It doesn’t really work in an Akatsuki timeline, because he’s dumb and stubborn. Unless I give you a #no limits thread– then you can do whatever you want. ]]
9.Favorite three icons of your muse.



20. What’s something that would make you unfollow a mutual?
[[ Several, actually.
1) Unapologetic Uchiha hate (this includes specific characters as well as the clan.) It’s one thing for your character to express these views and have it actually make sense for them, it’s another for you as a player.
2) The belief that writing taboo subjects equates to condoning it irl. It’s just stupid. Tons of people who speak against this are guilty of it, too.
3) Untagged SS. I will look for it in your archive.
4) People who believe in and try to enforce reblog karma.
5) too many out-of-fandom ooc posts. this one’s just a personal gripe. ]]
22.Three interesting little tidbits or facts of your muse.
[[ 1) He died a virgin in canon. He was ~~clean~~.
2) The words “rest” and “relaxation” are not in his vocabulary nor in practice.
3) He shows early signs of aging, such as the lines under his eyes. His knuckles are also quite knobby, from the use of swords, knives, etc. ]]