[[ I find it more realistic. Like… we’ve never seen anything akin to deodorant get touched upon in universe. Perfume, maybe, but that’s extra. With how much these shinobi fight they likely stink like B/O all the time. That’s why Kiba can track them so far. ]]

[[ …Really? I’m going to assume this is about Itachi’s hygiene. Just…I’ve never played into the idea that Itachi has exceptional hygiene or something. He’s a traveling criminal in Akatsuki, people are constantly out for his life, plus he’s actively suicidal.

Itachi has never really given a shit about his appearance and he’s not about to start caring now. He’s not a walking shampoo commercial, and his skin ain’t squeaky clean. He likely goes days/weeks without bathing depending on the mission. It comes secondary. ]]

[[ Well, the point about the trucks is true. But I wouldn’t say the cowboy thing. ]]

[[ Let’s go over it by bullet point :U

“If Itachi were reincarnated, would Sasuke  be biased?”

Abso-fuckin-lutely. He would be all over his brother. Boruto would probably be confused, and then automatically think Itachi was cool just because Uncle Sasuke gives him attention, so Itachi must be cool.

“If Sasuke had another child, would he be biased?”

No, sadly. There’s a bad track record with Sarada. That’s even if you manage to get past the thought of Sasuke having a second child, which he’s  not about to.

“If Sasuke came across a child that resembled Itachi, would he be biased?”

Probably for a little while, purely because it would bring back memories. But it’s more than looks, he’d focus a little longer if the kid acted like Itachi too. But he would eventually get over it. And he definitely wouldn’t just up and make them a student of his, so Boruto would have no reason to be jealous.   ]]

[[ To be completely honest, probably just a combination of dirt+sweat. His toes and ankles are always uncovered, and given he’s a traveling criminal he really doesn’t have access to great hygiene, especially when traveling. So his feet get dirty the fastest and stay dirty. There’s also like, a layer of dirt on his toes. The kind you have to really scrub to get off. ]]

[[ Uhh, I ship with Sasuke a LOT. I just haven’t had any Sasuke RPs lately, which will happen. I’m never going to actively reject one, though, Itachi and I love Sasuke too much. I also have a shit-ton of Sasuke and Itasasu in my queue, anyways. 

I’m guessing you’re new, because Sasuke will never fall into a list of “muses I refuse to ship with.” The idea alone is so foreign, lol.]]

[[ Listen….

Blue Bell’s Krazy Kookie Dough is the only good cookie dough Ice Cream and I stand by that.

Anything else that dares to put chocolate chips in it can melt. ]]

[[ Bruh, me too.

I hope he dies for Boruto’s sake like I predict. ]]

[[ Anon that’s a no-brainer. JuuSasu is the pure spring water in an oasis, sns is like week old potato chips that got swept under your desk. ]]

[[ Revealing sensitive information to the other Hidden Villages would put the innocent villagers at risk regardless.

You have to keep one very important thing in mind… Sasuke is dead.

That’s the only person Itachi truly cared about, and one of the primary reasons he accepted becoming a criminal and leaving. With Sasuke dead, there is no reason to live, and there is no reason to continue protecting the village. ]]