There was a small smile at the corners of Sasuke’s lips as he stepped over to his brother and placed a gentle kiss on his lips. As he pulled back he whispered: “Happy birthday.” He wasn’t going to make a huge thing out of this, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t give Itachi a gift and some extra attention and affection. “Wait here,” he said and left the room only to return with a cake, it might not be the prettiest cake out there as he wasn’t all that good at baking, but he had tried.

He’s going to cry… He didn’t deserve this. Sasuke went out of his way to make something he didn’t even like. Itachi swallows thickly, his smile genuine but threatening tears as he thanks his brother under his breath, searching out a dull knife for the cake.

(SageKisame, not a starter) “…You’re so cute I could eat you out. Up. I mean up. It’s a figure of speech. I mean that I like it when you finally relax amd have fun.”

It’s a figure of speech he doesn’t really get…

And they’re relaxing? He thought they were just stopping for a snack. This shop uses more sugar in their dango. He likes that.

Itachi wishes he had an answer, but honestly, he’s just confused.

Itachi has any of your crows ever had a ‘crow court’?

“There have been a few, dispersed cases, but I am the one to ultimately settle disputes.” He does not like his crows killing each other.

What you felt about SasuSara before you had that dream? Did you consider it before?

[[ I actually hadn’t considered it before. I would’ve been neutral, but it had never crossed my mind as a ship, lol. ]]

1. well people reacting to it and discussing or arguing is just a product of fiction. And I’m sure that anon would call sasusara “obscene”. I don’t get ships like that either but i do understand gsa and i can support a gsa ship if it’s healthy and safe. Placing morals and ethics onto characters is what happens, so you can’t blame anon but they cant blame you either.

[[ dude what

anon literally asked “sarada is a literal child, what is wrong with you”, when 1) I never specified what age I was shipping her at, and 2) aging characters up is a thing.

There was also 0 mention if it was healthy or not. I listed ship names only in my original post, not their dynamic. Anon assumed how I was shipping it and literally thought something was wrong with me as a person. That’s the problem, and that’s the bullshit I do not put up with. I wasn’t saying anon was calling SasuSara obscene, I said the mentality that people shouldn’t be allowed to ship “bad” things is obscene. It’s stupid. It’s slacktivism over fictional people, ignoring real, existing people.

Also if I shipped her underage/in a less than healthy way who cares, she’s fictional, so is Sasuke. People ship to ship, to cope, or just to provide content for those who cannot create their own and need to cope.

Since anon seems to care about young girls so much, they really need to invest their time into helping real, existing girls, instead of trying to protect a fictional character, who will, as the story progresses, get older.

There’s literally no good reason to tell people they aren’t allowed to ship x or y. Unless you’re talking about shipping real people, in which case yeah, quit that. ]]

so, just, to open discussion or something idk 1. that list of 10 ships involving itachi, sasuke, kakasaku etc. has a lot of ships that have issues, it seems each one does, but i think what that anon was getting at was sasusara is a NEW ship that has a whole host of problems. I think that anon was wondering “why must we throw another problem ship into the fray”

[[ Because it’s fictional and these people don’t exist.

It doesn’t matter there’s “another problem ship”, this kind of thinking is obscene. Who cares, they’re not real, people can enjoy ~taboo~ things in fiction all the want. If I want to ship Sasuke/Sarada, then I will.

There’s literal porn of Sakura/Sarada, Naruto/Sarada, Boruto/Hinata, the entire NH family, etc, I don’t see people bitch about that lol. Not that bitching about it would even be justified.

If it’s not anon’s thing, it’s not anon’s thing. They don’t have to ship it, tada!! Problem solved. Learn to blacklist and ignore it, and stop trying to play fandom police over fictional pairings. ]]