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itashi~

Itachi/Shisui

The Mun’s rating || NOTP / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / BROTP / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / OTP

The Mun’s thoughts || Listen. ItaShi is so good. It is so pure. They are so good for each other. They don’t argue, they don’t have any of that awful “these boys yelled at each other once or are rivals so that equals sexual tension” BS. Itachi looks up to him and Shisui is a wonderful role model, they push each other forward, they have each other’s backs, god….. 

The Muse’s rating || Fuck NO / Totally bros. / don’t know / I’d ship it.

The Muse’s thoughts || “I’d never….considered it like that.”

Borusara? Mitsusara? or only one if you don’t feel like answering two :>

Boruto/Sarada

The Mun’s rating || NOTP / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / BROTP (currently) / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / OTP

The Mun’s thoughts || I currently don’t see them as anything more, nothing so far in Boruto’s current run has made me lean more towards them. I don’t mind seeing it on my dashboard, in both threads and fan-art. Could be, couldn’t be, I wouldn’t be against either.

The Muse’s rating || Fuck NO / Totally bros. / don’t know / I’d ship it.

The Muse’s thoughts || “If it who Sarada chooses, and they are good for each other.” 

Mitsuki/Sarada

The Mun’s rating || NOTP / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / BROTP (currently) / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / OTP

The Mun’s thoughts || P much the same deal with the above ship. Though I think they personally get along a bit smoother than Sarada does with Boruto, nothing in the dynamic strikes me as inherently romantic. 

The Muse’s rating || Fuck NO / Totally bros. / don’t know / I’d ship it.

The Muse’s thoughts || “Again, if it is whom my niece loves and loves her in return.”

Bad touch

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Itachi doesn’t like when Sasuke does this. 

This morning, when he awoke, his slippers were missing, and he bruised his hip on a dresser that was on the other side of the room the previous day. Three other pieces of furniture were also relocated, and Itachi had to resort to remaining along the wall, and taking short, shallow steps at a time.

It shouldn’t take him this long to relieve himself in the morning. He cannot do any of his other tasks until his mind is able to memorize the new layout. It isn’t as if Itachi needs to be deterred…there’s no chance of him escaping.

His sight has been gone for months, and he depends on Sasuke entirely for his medical care. 

He flinches instinctively when his heel meets something that isn’t wooden flooring, immediately muttering an apology, gaze directed ahead of him. 

Itachi will simply…find his way to bed. Maybe Sasuke just doesn’t want him exploring period.

5) Stepping on your muse’s foot

Bad Touch :’D

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“With all due respect, Fourth, it’s been seventy-three hours, forty seven minutes, and-”

“I know how long I’ve gone without sleep, Itachi.” Okay, maybe not down to the hours and seconds, but at least three days running now. Eyes thick with bags squint down at the papers scattered on his desk, and since when did they change kanji? They were legible just about a day, ago, and…

“You need sleep.” Itachi ran like a broken record, and Minato’s patience was wore thin due to the lack of sleep. Itachi was a special kind of hypocrite himself too, the kid had to be forced to take a vacation upon his Chuunin promotion. 

Setting his elbows on the table, Minato runs his shaky hands through his hair. Not only has he not slept, but he hasn’t left the office except to relieve himself. His hair is greasy. 

“I need coffee, Itachi, not sleep.” If his aide would just…do his job, and bring him the coffee he needed…

“You’ve a tolerance for the caffeine. The brew cannot be made any stronger. Furthermore, Kushina-san-”

Itachi’s interrupted by Minato’s face banging on the desk sharply, denting the poor profile of some Kumo teen attempting to enter this year’s Chuunin exams. 

“Coffee.” The demand is clear.

But Itachi has reached his limit. 

Minato was a superb ninja. Feared on the lands. With a run-on-sight order during the third war. But three nights with no sleep, and over-stressing himself trying to organize this year’s exam leave him all but defenseless when Itachi grips his face. 

Minato’s vision goes red.

He vaguely catches a pair of lips forming a sorry before he slips into sleep.

7) Grabbing your muse’s face

touch her! in bad ways. pls.

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15) Hitting your muse in the head with a blunt object

Itachi has many countless ways of dealing with enemy shinobi.

His go to is genjutsu, his secondary is dispersing into crows, and his third is escape. Usually the first and second tie together. 

She’s the first to recognize him. Through the thick cloak and the hanging hat, she spies a very telling set of lines, from one corner of the eye to his cheeks. 

Hinata turned Chuunin a few months ago. Upon her graduation, she was given a newly updated copy of the Bingo Book, listing all wanted criminals in all 5 countries. Itachi’s picture may have been aged, but that single feature did not change.

He doesn’t know why he forgoes all of his other methods.

Maybe it’s the cramped space of the trinkets shop. Maybe it’s because she’s so little of a threat that in the two seconds the shopkeep turns to fetch a shined shell from a lower case, he’s grabbed a hanging vase and knocked her out.

She’ll wear a bruise for a few days, but the vase remains in one piece, and though Hinata has moments of clumsiness, Kiba and Shino don’t buy her story of the vase breaking loose on its own moments after she spied one of Konoha’s top bounties. 

(Kiba curses, too, once they settle in for the night. He never caught the scent.)

bad touch

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1) Slapping your muse across the face.

Henges are easy enough to maintain, and difficult to detect unless you could see chakra. 

The majority of the populace of shinobi outside Konoha can’t really do that, you see. And it’s on this particular mission, all the way to Kusagakure, that Itachi offers to play the role of the woman. 

Anko refuses. Tells him she can take it, and Itachi sighs through his nostrils as they make their way across thick grasslands, but allows her to have her say.

There’s rumours that quite a bit of Konoha’s funds are being channeled to a semi-secret brothel near the village’s capital. They may find some missing girls as well, and are to play the part of a captor delivering fresh meat. 

It’s a tricky thing. Pretending to be an unwilling participant. Anko unfortunately opens her mouth to spit on a guard’s face, and to play his own part, Itachi has to silence her. 

The apology is written all over his face once they’re allowed to enter the building. 

5, 19, 20

Dark Munday Questions

5) What is the darkest or scariest plot you’ve ever written?

[[ Answered! ]]

19) Do you have a favorite dark/angsty RP you’ve done in the past?

[[ I have a lot of favorites, I can’t pick one. But I love just about anything in the delirium verse, or my verse with Kita. Because Itachi is in like, a constant state of guilt and it’s my favorite thing. ]]

20) Do you like writing violent roleplays?

[[ Yep! I don’t get to do much actual violence on Itachi though. But I am capable of and love writing battles. ]]

5) What is the darkest or scariest plot you’ve ever written?

Dark Munday Questions

5) 

What is the darkest or scariest plot you’ve ever written?

[[ Gosh…hmmm. I’ve written a lot of shit, but I have to say Blinded In Chains would’ve taken the cake for the darkest shit I’ve written. It’s not even complete lol. Essentially Itachi manages to survive his fight with Sasuke. But his brain’s deteriorated enough to the point he thinks Sasuke belongs to him and only he can keep him safe. This would’ve been the first thread, iirc, that actually had rape in it. ]]

Bad Touch

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Sasuke curses as the kunai shakes in his grip. Scared? No, no no…he wasn’t scared, he couldn’t be scared. He was Uchiha Sasuke, and he was so close to his Jounin title he could smell it. 

All around him is thick, thick mist, and not even the Sharingan helps, because the mist is infused with chakra and he can’t make out where his brother could possibly be. 

The last time he spoke to Itachi he cursed at him. For taking it easy on him. He’d never move forward if Itachi kept babying him, and so he demanded Itachi treat training sessions as if they were fighting to the death.

He second guesses his decision when he hears the heel of a sandal scuff against the dirt, and swipes blindly behind him. Not even his chokuto can cleanly cut through the mist, forming itself back together.

Sasuke never finishes with the swing. He sees a vague bluish blur before Itachi’s fist cleanly meets with his face, body tumbling backwards harshly.

He screams for his brother to stop when his throat is bared to the air, when there’s a weight on his chest and a pair of hands on his head, and he feels the tip of a kunai at his throat.