Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
who is more likely to hurt the other?
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. Anko is more likely to hurt Itachi. When he begins letting her in close, all of her comments about how he’s just like other Uchiha, how he’s so weird/not natural, actually begin to hurt. Turns out he really doesn’t like being singled out/judged by his surname and he can’t excuse it with something else anymore like he did with the other ANBU or the kids in his Academy class.
who is emotionally stronger?
They’re both pretty good at emotional repression, lol.
who is physically stronger?
Itachi.
who is more likely to break a bone?
Between each other: neither
Out of clumsiness or an accident: Neither
To an enemy: Anko first.
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
Anko. Though they’re not meant to upset him, this is just her usual way of talking. Making jabs and remarks but they end up really getting under Itachi’s skin. And he doesn’t have the ability to just honestly say it upsets him, he internalizes a lot of shit too. Itachi doesn’t know enough about Anko’s insecurities or history with Orochimaru to actually stab back.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
Itachi, though most of the time it’s not his fault. He just says sorry and will make himself scarce.
who treats who’s wounds more often?
Itachi ends up treating Anko’s. She complains he doesn’t get hit because he has the Sharingan to predict movements.
who is in constant need of comfort?
Both, lol. Though Anko masks it with being prickly and Itachi doesn’t know how to fucking ask for it. They get the hang of it, eventually. After a lot of shit.
who gets more jealous?
Anko, for a bit. When they have their break because of how awful she’s been to him. Just about any other girl could be better than her, etc.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
Itachi ends up being the one to walk out once, when he can’t take her comments anymore.
who will propose?
Itachi with his middle school promise ring.
who has the most difficult parents?
I don’t know anything about Anko’s parents. I’m going to assume they’ve been dead because of Orochimaru’s orphan fetish so for now, a safe assumption of Itachi’s parents.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
It takes both of them a very long time to do this. They’re not very affectionate people in public, and had to keep their relationship lowkey for the longest time.
who comes up for the other all the time?
Itachi is at Anko’s place 99.9% of the time.
who hogs the blankets?
Neither.
who gets more sad?
Itachi lmao. But Anko gives him a run for his money during their break.
who is better at cheering the other up?
They both suck at this. It requires apologies and a serious talk.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
Anko is the more playful hit-type, but they both don’t joke all that often. Anko’s kinds of “jokes” are something Itachi has to get used to.
who is more streetwise?
In this regard, definitely Anko.
who is more wise?
Itachi.
who’s the shyest?
Itachi.
who boasts about the other more?
Neither is really publicly boastful.
who sits on who’s lap?
Anko sits on Itachi’s lap. To make a point. At the BBQ place. Steals all his steak because he doesn’t eat it anyways.