It’s late enough. His reports done, and changed into his night robes.
She smells of lotion and scented shampoo, and Itachi watches in silence as she trails kisses down his chest, and moves onto using teeth.
His yukata isn’t on him very tight…
Itachi dips to meet her in a kiss; forms his hand over one of her breasts. Supple, and warm. The futon is only a few feet away.
“I don’t think anyone is ever fully prepared.” Some a bit more than others, but every child provided their own set of obstacles to overcome.
“I won’t make you.” Even if the clan wanted its next heir, and sooner, rather than later.
“There isn’t any particular reason.” He just does.
[[ Idk man, I’m really bad at this. Crossovers are super hard for some reason.
But there’s always a no-limits thread, in which I give Itachi complete amnesia and you can do whatever you want. That fixes that issue, and he can be re-educated to fit the new universe.
Seriously if you’re struggling and want to RP with me just ask for a no-limits. ]]
He’s aware.
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you… @genericnarutoblog
who is more likely to hurt the other?
Neither of them will hurt each other on regular terms. As far as Shisui dying, though…
who is emotionally stronger?
I again reiterate this strength isn’t healthy but I think they’re equal in this regard.
who is physically stronger?
Shisui.
who is more likely to break a bone?
Not breaking a bone w/ each other. They’re also not aggressive people in general, so they’re equal here.
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
…Man, Shisui could really fuck him up by saying something like his dream is stupid and he’ll never achieve it. But Shisui’s really kind and really supportive so he’d never. But Shisui does have more ground here, Itachi looks up to him and values his input. Shisui could crush him.
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?
As far as canon goes they’ve never argued. But I think if they did, both would apologize.
who treats who’s wounds more often?
I’d say neither, they never really actually got hurt around each other. But if they did, they’d share this responsibility equally.
who is in constant need of comfort?
Itachi, internally. But Shisui keys in on it anyways and is super supportive. Best boyfriend.
who gets more jealous?
Neither.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
Neither.
who will propose?
If it was possible, Shisui. But I also like this relationship to be platonic, so it can be neither.
who has the most difficult parents?
Itachi.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
This is something they really can’t do in canon, but if it were possible, Shisui.
who comes up for the other all the time?
I think Itachi ends up meeting Shisui in places more than Shisui does for Itachi. But if it comes to the situation of who would willingly travel to visit the other, it’s equal.
who hogs the blankets?
Itachi is a dirty blanket hog.
who gets more sad?
Itachi. On the inside.
who is better at cheering the other up?
Shisui. :3 Itachi always feels better when he talks to him.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
Def Shisui, but to an extent. He can be a little silly but he’s not Naruto level obnoxious.
who is more streetwise?
Shisui, but only because he’s a bit more social. Itachi sucks with people.
who is more wise?
Between Itachi and Shisui, Shisui.
who’s the shyest?
Itachi.
who boasts about the other more?
Shisui, about Itachi. Ask him about his friend.
who sits on who’s lap?
If Shisui pulled Itachi into his lap he’d turn really red.
who is more likely to hurt the other?
Mmm, I’d say Yahiko. By dying.
who is emotionally stronger?
Konan.
who is physically stronger?
Uhh, Yahiko I think.
who is more likely to break a bone?
I don’t think Konan can because paper. So Yahiko. I’m also not talking in terms of them fighting each other.
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
I’d say neither because they don’t want to upset each other.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
I think Yahiko.
who treats who’s wounds more often?
Konan treats Yahiko more often. Kissy follows.
who is in constant need of comfort?
Mmmm….I think they are equally.
who gets more jealous?
I don’t think either do.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
Yahiko’s more likely to die. Otherwise no, neither’s gonna walk out.
who will propose?
Yahiko.
who has the most difficult parents?
I have literally no idea. We don’t get to meet their parents, it’s headcanon territory.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
Yahiko, sneakily.
who comes up for the other all the time?
They live in the same place at the same time so neither.
who hogs the blankets?
Konan. That thing she calls a shirt doesn’t help.
who gets more sad?
Konan.
who is better at cheering the other up?
Yahiko is very skilled at cheering Konan up.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
I’d say Yahiko.
who is more streetwise?
Both are the same, since they grew up together.
who is more wise?
Mm…they’re both the same?
who’s the shyest?
Konan is shyer.
who boasts about the other more?
My money’s on Yahiko.
who sits on who’s lap?
Konan sits on Yahiko’s.
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….
who is more likely to hurt the other?
I’d say Sasuke, but not intentionally. More like, he doesn’t realize the impact some of the things he says have on his brother. But Itachi’s good at telling him when he’s upset now.
who is emotionally stronger?
This one is hard to answer because they’re both mentally scarred but if we’re talking on terms like “reacts less to things” then Sasuke. But that’s not really a healthy thing, he’s just learned to really repress himself.
who is physically stronger?
Sasuke, because in our Sasu/Ita, Sasuke is 35 and much stronger.
who is more likely to break a bone?
Neither- they’re not going to fight each other. If you mean likely to break a bone in someone else, that’s Sasuke but only by a small margin. The target and the damage they pose to the other really influences this decision, too.
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
Sasuke, if he were that cruel, but he’s not. Neither of them upset each other intentionally.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
Itachi, usually like a broken record.
who treats who’s wounds more often?
Sasuke treats Itachi’s wounds, because Itachi is (was) sick.
who is in constant need of comfort?
Itachi and he’s not shy about it. Sasuke does actually need comfort too but again, he’s got a really unhealthy level of repression going.
who gets more jealous?
Sasuke’s jealousy is starting to rear its head but he’s got permission for it this time. Too many people hitting on Itachi or being very obviously disappointed when they find out he’s taken.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
Neither. They’re in it to the end.
who will propose?
Sasuke unofficially proposed during the Rinne Festival, when his gift to Itachi was a set of robes with the Uchiha fan on them. Itachi’s wearing it again.
who has the most difficult parents?
They share the same parents, being brothers and all. But we’re gonna find out how Fugaku handles his sons are in a relationship…
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
Neither. Itachi would really like to, though.
who comes up for the other all the time?
….What does this mean. Like, visiting wise? Because they share the same house.
who hogs the blankets?
Itachi.
who gets more sad?
Itachi has this really neat trick where he can blame himself for almost anything.
who is better at cheering the other up?
Sasuke is better at cheering Itachi up.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
Neither.
who is more streetwise?
Both…?
who is more wise?
Uhh. Depends on the sort of wisdom. It’s subjective.
who’s the shyest?
Itachi. …At first.
who boasts about the other more?
Itachi will chat up a storm about how wonderful Sasuke is if you let him.
who sits on who’s lap?
Itachi will sit on Sasuke’s lap.
[[ that section is really outdated, haha. But my salt can be found at @sasukejusticewarrior. ]]
[[ Well, let’s go over it point by point. Also, I don’t mind when people criticize Itachi, he’s not exempt form it. My exception is when someone clearly isn’t looking at the whole picture and just wants to bitch. You can criticize a character while still liking them.
do you think Itachi’s generally good intentions overall absolve him from the damage he did to Sasuke’s psyche-
[[ No. Itachi’s good intentions relied on abusing and manipulating his brother. He thought that torturing Sasuke and leading Sasuke into thinking he was the villain was going to be good for Sasuke in the end. He recognizes this is wrong. This is why in chapters 588-590, he doesn’t excuse himself. He doesn’t say things like “but I meant well”, and so on. He knows it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t erase the damage he caused. Sasuke will have to live with that forever. ]]
and, as a result, the damage Sasuke could’ve caused to the Elemental Nations?
[[ The result Sasuke could’ve done to the nations lies more on Obito than it does Itachi. If Itachi had his way, Sasuke wouldn’t have blamed the village for the death of his clan and Itachi– he would’ve blamed Itachi. Obito was the one who revealed the truth and turned Sasuke into someone with the ability to start a war. ]]
Do you think Itachi still has the right to claim he loves Sasuke after all he’s done to hurt him?
[[ Yes. Though Itachi can’t force Sasuke to accept that claim. He can only still tell him he loves him. It’s Sasuke’s right to accept or reject that love.
The reason why I say yes is that Itachi fully admits his mistake and makes no excuses. He loves him for real. He’s willing to let Sasuke go, or to let Sasuke reject him. ]]
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