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[[ Hffff. Man, I love Orochimaru. The reason he…

this is a good but frustrating post because it’s true

[[ And then there are people who are like, eternally pissed off Orochimaru got away, which, in a sense, is understandable. But fam…it’s not for no reason. He’s played everyone and the readers skillfully. He knew what to do to make almost everyone forgive/forget. And he did it. ]]

//the card-making company put out an s-rank mission’s pay to whoever could get Sasuke’s picture for his card and no one can convince me otherwise

[[ Well, it’s either that or Naruto nagging and nagging and nagging until Sasuke sat still for two seconds to take a photo.

I can easily excuse having photos of Sasuke pre-war. They used a genin photo for his bingo book photo and Karin had a photo of him in his (at the time) current outfit on her person. But anything post-war is….headcanon territory.

But omg. We know Naruto wants his face plastered everywhere, he was all too happy to send out photos of him as a kid or henge into…..

I just ruined my own headcanon >_>

Naruto probably henged into Sasuke to pose for the Sasuke photos. ]]

//Quick question: what do you think a Kisame/Itach combo jutsu would look like? You know, since Ninja Storm skimped out on us?

[[ I’d say something like…Itachi catching the opponent in a genutsu, and then giving Kisame the order to attack. Kisame swipes at them with Samehada to drain their chakra, and Itachi finishes them off with Amaterasu.

Not smart for any real right, but Ninja storm is all about theatrics. ]]