What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?
[[ … I have to pick one?
The fact people think they can make anything and everything into a headcanon. I’ve seen a lot of stuff that can easily be disproven with canon material but people think it’s a total playground. Sexuality headcanons are usually the worst of these. ]]
//also inb4 “they’re stalking me” like she literally dropped your url in the tags
[[ The last time someone URL dropped me they deleted because they threatened me with violence over playing my character better than they do. Shit’s wild, man. I will find it and I will comment on it. ]]
//isn’t she white herself?
Also lmao. Imagine thinking that writing something bad is automatically romanticizing it.
[[ idk I think she’d claim being german means she’s not white. Or something.
There’s nothing wrong with being white anyways so it’s just a pointless insult?? But man oh christ when she catches herself having shit on a pee-oh-cee this whole time…that’s sad. ]]
[[ Sasuke! Gotta get up early for #revenge. It’s just a habit now. ]]
Are they cuddlers:
[[ Probably not the…closest of cuddlers. It’s more casual in the time they’re able to spend together. ]]
Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:
[[Konan is the little spoon. They have to lay on their lefts because of the arm LOL ]]
What is their favorite sleeping position:
[[ Sasuke’s left stump makes a v nice pillow. So Sasuke’s on his back pretty often. ]]
Who steals all the blankets:
[[ Konan, and Sasuke just deals.. ]]
What they wear to bed:
[[ Given they both work, and Sasuke travels, Sasuke just loses his cloak and boots and goes to sleep like that. Konan tends to stay in Amegakure so I believe she’d have a set of bed clothes. ]]
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:
[[ Sasuke doesn’t care about stuff like that and would just….ask for his shirt back. If Sasuke’s wearing Konan’s, it’s for a dare. He probably rips it ]]
Who falls asleep mid-conversation:
[[ Likely Konan ]]
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:
[[ Both, on and off. ]]
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:
[[ Neither. ]]
Who can’t keep their hands to themself:
[[ I’d say Sasuke has less of a sex drive, so Konan. It’d help if her tits were smaller ]]