//isn’t she white herself?
Also lmao. Imagine thinking that writing something bad is automatically romanticizing it.

[[ idk I think she’d claim being german means she’s not white. Or something.

There’s nothing wrong with being white anyways so it’s just a pointless insult?? But man oh christ when she catches herself having shit on a pee-oh-cee this whole time…that’s sad. ]]

SasuKonan lmao

Send me a ship and I will tell you: (Sleeping!)

Who is a night owl:

[[ Konan, in this case. ]]

Who is a morning person:

[[ Sasuke! Gotta get up early for #revenge. It’s just a habit now. ]]

Are they cuddlers:

[[  Probably not the…closest of cuddlers. It’s more casual in the time they’re able to spend together.  ]]

Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:

[[Konan is the little spoon. They have to lay on their lefts because of the arm LOL ]]

What is their favorite sleeping position:

[[ Sasuke’s left stump makes a v nice pillow. So Sasuke’s on his back pretty often. ]]

Who steals all the blankets:

[[ Konan, and Sasuke just deals.. ]]

What they wear to bed:

[[ Given they both work, and Sasuke travels, Sasuke just loses his cloak and boots and goes to sleep like that. Konan tends to stay in Amegakure so I believe she’d have a set of bed clothes. ]]

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:

[[ Sasuke doesn’t care about stuff like that and would just….ask for his shirt back. If Sasuke’s wearing Konan’s, it’s for a dare. He probably rips it ]]

Who falls asleep mid-conversation:

[[ Likely Konan ]]

Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:

[[ Both, on and off. ]]

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:

[[ Neither. ]]

Who can’t keep their hands to themself:

[[  I’d say Sasuke has less of a sex drive, so Konan. It’d help if her tits were smaller  ]]