[[ No one asked me about this and this isn’t in response to anything on my dash, but I’ve been thinking about something.
Every now and again you’ll see the AU idea of “what if Orochimaru took in (other person) instead of Sasuke?”
And I’ll wager about 10% of those are innocent AUs, but let’s be honest, 90% of them are borne out of jealousy for the attention Sasuke got from Orochimaru. And it’s ironic how that jealously is misplaced because Sasuke never sought Orochimaru’s attention in the first place.
But then. Then it’s just OOC. Orochimaru chose Sasuke because he’s an Uchiha and he has the Sharingan, which he seeks. It just wouldn’t make sense for Orochimaru to overlook the one thing he’s been seeking. ]]


