why do you ship itasasu sexually but not as brothers ? and do you think itachi would be sexually attracted to sasuke in canon (or just in crack?)

[[ Anon….perhaps you should do a bit more lurking on my blog before assuming I only ship them in a sexual manner. This kind of question is super tiring, plus I honestly don’t need to explain myself to you. I can ship them however I please, and so can you, or you can not ship them at all. People like different things. ]]

Does Edo itachi still hate himself?

[[ Itachi after his revival and right before his second death has come to terms with who he is, and what he’s done. While he is aware he’s not the best person, he doesn’t hold any vitriolic self loathing. He also does not stay long enough for those kinds of feelings to re-emerge. He would not try to defend himself from criticisms of his actions, but he would also not speak about how much he hates himself. He can reflect on his actions without trying to excuse them. ]]

As a certified Sasuke Stan could you tell me what Sasuke did, like, wrong? There’s that scene in next gen where Sasuke is like orochimaru I can’t believe you’re not locked up and oro is like you should be too. But how on earth has Sasuke done anything on par with him? He captured bee and killed danzo? That’s it? And only one of those things can be held against him? He doesn’t deserve this.

[[ This is subjective, but although they are different crimes, both, within the naruto universe, aka “not my opinion”, usually warrant the person being locked up. I don’t agree with the reasons they would want Sasuke locked up, and frankly, the Leaf Village needs to kiss Sasuke’s ass for the genocide of his clan, they can’t for a second think Sasuke owes them anything.

But we’re operating on the village’s and villager’s logic, not mine. 

Say, a person commits a robbery, and another commits a murder. Both of those are punishable  by jail time. Even though they are different crimes. 

When Sasuke mentions to Orochimaru that he should be locked up, he means for the crimes he knows about. Kidnapping, experimentation, betraying his village, attacking his village, killing the Third, etc. All of these crimes within Naruto’s context easily constitute jail time and even execution. 

When Orochimaru mentions that Sasuke should also be locked up, he definitely means the crimes that other people think Sasuke should be in jail for. He abandoned his village (seen as being a traitor), joined up with Orochimaru (a known traitor), joined Akatsuki and worked with them, attacked a village and tried to kill its Jinchuuriki, and threatened war against the Leaf Village. Danzo was never outed as the person who orchestrated the massacre, so sadly, killing Danzo is counted against Sasuke. 

Orochimaru and Sasuke haven’t done the same types of things, no…but the universe still considers those crimes punishable by jail. In chapter 627, Kakashi mentions Sasuke is a nuke-nin. The punishment for Nuke-nin is automatically death. This is all used to say Sasuke should be incredibly grateful he hasn’t been killed or imprisoned. 

I also recommend reading this post. ]]

Itachi to Sasuke: Keeping you in the dark about my actions and how it affected our clan and family was a mistake I deeply regret. I should have treated you as an equal and respected your right to know, and thus, I will no longer hide anything from you.
Sasuke about Sarada 12 years later: Don’t tell Sarada anything about where I’m going or what I’m doing. I’d rather she come to resent me for my absence than know what I’m up to, I think the latter would upset her more.
Me: -launches myself into space-

// Everyone gets kids, you get a kid you get a kid!

[[ i’ve made that joke too ljksfjlkdsflkjf

lbr though, i’ll admit this theory is far far out there™, but if somehow I am right, man…I won’t even be mad. I’ll like the kid anyways.

If some random dude from a filler can have a kid, why not itchy. Hit it and Quit it is canon, come on anime, prove me wrong, surprise me. ]]