i mean, he prob doesnt lmao
[[ I took a nap and woke up six inches in Hinata’s ass!?!?! ]]
i mean, he prob doesnt lmao
[[ I took a nap and woke up six inches in Hinata’s ass!?!?! ]]
Also according to a one shot Kishi once drew, the concept of santa claus exists in the naruto universe, too (if we’re counting everything drawn by Kishimoto as canon, that is)
[[ Well that’s if you count every single thing, and he’s drawn mythical/cowboy AUs which are clearly not canon. It’s a silly little 4 panel and it’s meant to be goofy, in winter there’s the rinne festival. ]]
uminosclassroom replied to your post “[[ I am convinced what we see of the Naruto map in canon is not the…”
((I love the idea of a Naruto Beyond the Mysterious Beyond™))
[[ There’s already like…hints, I guess? Like the Land of Iron, which has samurai instead of ninja, and those weird storm-trooper like samurai. ]]
u dun h8 me =(
[[ You tried to tell me monster was bad for me >8( ]]
mita-rashi replied to your post “mita-rashi replied to your post:
[[ Concept: Asuma…”
Hidan suffers acid burns for at least the next six days of his eternal underground existence.
[[ Shikamaru seduces Temari with his sick vaping skills. ]]
He smells like sweet rootbeer instead of tobacco smoke. Somehow, the rootbeer is worse.
[[ Shikamaru tosses Asuma’s old vape machine into the grave with Hidan. It’s the battery that explodes.]]
“Son, why?”

“She’s very angry.”
yxtsukado replied to your post “Itachi’s talents extend to being the designated sober person on the…”
Too late, your wife already is red faced and running her hand up your thigh. Your move.

Gently sets his wife’s hand back down because please, they are in public.
I’M CRYING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
[[ danzo “i’ll get what i want somehow” shimura ]]
this is super cute!!! keep up the good work ❤
[[ :3 I willllll. ]]