[8:02:32 PM] Konan: My url would be heavenly cock
[8:02:37 PM] Papasuke™: cockpaper
[8:02:46 PM] Konan: Is that like
[8:02:52 PM] Papasuke™: replace heavenly with cock
[8:02:53 PM] Konan: A cheap condom
[8:02:56 PM] Papasuke™: lx.kjldfj
[8:03:04 PM] Papasuke™: what konan did since she and yahiko didn’t get any
[8:03:09 PM] Papasuke™: chill yahiko lemme put paper on it
[8:03:12 PM] Papasuke™: this is why he died
[8:03:27 PM] Konan: OMF LORD
[8:44:12 AM] Papasuke™: sasuke: is covered from neck to toe
narrator: hm im going to describe how well tempered his body is…
[8:44:23 AM] Ril: Sasuke ‘I can feel the universe masturbating to my face’ Uchiha
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Danzo: so I killed one of your clansmen and replaced him with two brothers who imitate him at random intervals and attend clan meetings since you wouldn’t give me information.
me: what the FUCK
itachi:
danzo: so theyre youre suboordinates now that youre an ANBU captain.
itachi: okay, I will work with them.
me: WHAT THE FUCK ITACHI DO SOMETHING
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