send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT AU THIS WOULD WORK IN LMAO
IDK Konan survives her fight and meets Sasuke on his travels, now I have to pretend to take this ship seriously jfjfjf.
who is more likely to hurt the other?
[[ Neither. Konan’s not an emotionally frail woman by any degree, and Sasuke’s blunt comments and manner of speaking wouldn’t upset her or make her insecure.]]
who is emotionally stronger?
[[ I’d…wager Konan? Specifically because Sasuke has outbursts to specific things. I’ve seen Konan have less overall, but to be fair we see relatively little compared to Sasuke. ]]
who is physically stronger?
[[ Sasuke.]]
who is more likely to break a bone?
[[ I still dont ever get this question. Break each other’s bones? Break someone else’s bones? Break their own bone?? I’d just say neither for all.]]
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
[[Neither of them really know each other’s backstory, nor do I think they’d specifically try to upset each other. ]]
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
[[ Probably Konan, but out of politeness. Sasuke would follow suit. ]]
who treats who’s wounds more often?
[[Neither are healers aaaaa. Sasuke does tend to get hurt more in his fights tho. ]]
who is in constant need of comfort?
[[On a “shinobi are generally touch starved” level I’d say both just to be fair. But they’re not really seeking. ]]
who gets more jealous?
[[Neither. Sasuke’s not a possessive person by nature and I’ve never seen that trait in Konan either. ]]
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
[[If things went south I’d say both?]]
who will propose?
[[Neither. Pls don’t do this to Sasuke. ]]
who has the most difficult parents?
[[In the crazy wild situation they could meet each other’s parents, I don’t think either pair of parents would really object to the relationship. ]]
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
[[…Konan? She’s only got one hand to choose from tho. ]]
who comes up for the other all the time?
[[ Given Sasuke can travel he has the free reign to “come up for her” (ngl this wording is weird, too) ]]
who hogs the blankets?
[[I’d say neither.]]
who gets more sad?
[[They probably get equally sad now and then. Over different things. ]]
who is better at cheering the other up?
[[I dont expect either of them to know how to cheer people up LOL. He’d probably find her origami curiously calming as opposed to something to cheer someone up. ]]
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
[[Neither. ]]
who is more streetwise?
[[Konan, as she grew up a homeless orphan. ]]
who is more wise?
[[ That’s subjective… Both, and for different subjects. ]]
who’s the shyest?
[[ Neither. They’re not huge PDA people anyways. ]]
who boasts about the other more?
[[Neither. ]]
who sits on who’s lap?
[[ I dont think they’d sit on each other’s laps at all. ]]
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