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Sarada is a literal child what is wrong with you?

[[ Okay anon, this one gave me a laugh. I’ll humor you because I want you to see how stupid your logic is. There were ten ships in that list. 

1) Sasuke/Itachi: We have a pairing between blood brothers, with a history of extreme neglect, physical, emotional, and psychological abuse. Both partners are obsessive of each other and have killed other people in an effort to protect the other person. They have a five year age gap, Sasuke would still be thirteen (wow that’s Sarada’s age) when Itachi is 18. Even in part 2, when Itachi is 21, Sasuke would still be 16, which is still a minor.

2) Shisui/Itachi: We have a pairing between two men, who are in the same clan which is a collection of families who pass on their technique genetically, meaning all of them are related to some degree. It is incest by measure. Itachi is 11 years old when Shisui dies. Shisui’s age is unconfirmed except that he’s older than Itachi. Itachi looked up to Shisui so much that if it was in Shisui’s character to try to manipulate him, he could have. 

3) Kisame/Itachi: Kisame is 24 years old when he meets Itachi. Itachi is 13 (hey neat that’s Sarada’s age…) That is an eleven year difference and Itachi stays a minor until part 1 of Naruto, when he is 18 years old. Itachi also calls the shots in the relationship, I guess that’s manipulation and not an equal balance, we can’t ship this anymore 8/

4 and 5) Sasuke/Orochimaru and Itachi/Orochimaru: In both cases, Orochimaru is well old enough to be both the boy’s parents. Orochimaru has attacked and manipulated Sasuke and has attempted to do the same to Itachi. He meets them both when they’re 13 (hey that’s Sarada’s age!!). Neither relationship, if realized, would be healthy for either parties, and in most cases is timeline-doomed.

6) Sasuke/Karin: they first meet when they’re both kids, in chuunin exams. Almost like that’s Sarada’s age. There’s not much of an age gap but holy shit did we forget that Sasuke tried to kill her once? And Karin’s always coming onto him, ew, gross, how can anyone support that kind of behavior.

7) Kakashi/Sakura: Kakashi is 26 going on 27 in part 1. Sakura is 12-13 (isn’t that Sarada’s age?) That’s 13 years apart! Wow holy moley, I could never consider 99% of its fandom ships Sakura with Kakashi exclusively when she’s older, didn’t you know people introduced as children stay children forever? He’s also her teacher and default in a position of power over her, that’s extra problematic points.

8) Itachi/Hinata: 5 year age gap. She’ll be 13( Sarada’s age!!) when he’s 18. How could anyone in their right mind consider this? She also has no backbone, she’s always going to be manipulated. 8/

9) Itachi/Izumi: She’s older than him by a year. Also an Uchiha, that dirty, dirty incest. 

10) Yet this is what you take issue with??

Listen anon, go be a sad, pathetic anti somewhere else. Your kind have already tried to kill someone over shipping. So that’s wrong with you? ]]

What’s your view on people who harass writers on how they depict a certain character even though the character in particular was left completely vague where they are completely left up interpretation on what they could be like?

[[ It’s never ok to harass another writer, not over anything. Even when they’re being blatantly ooc on well known characters. 

Complain about it on your own space, to your friends in IM groups or whatever, but leave the author alone. If the author asks for criticism then give it, but there’s a BIG difference between legitimate criticism and using it as an excuse to tell the writer you think they suck. 

If they didn’t ask for criticism, leave them alone, full stop. ]]

G, K, X

Headcanon Game – A to Z (NSFW)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

[[ He can shift into being light-hearted if his partner is.]]

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

[[ I think the only one that technically counts is pegging lmao. ]]

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

[[ Itachi is average length, between 5-6 inches erect. He’s intact because circumcision isn’t a thing in Japan/eastern cultures (it’s a waste of good, healthy skin and should only be performed on consenting adult men tbh). Itachi does absolutely nothing with his pubic hair, it’s all natural. ]] 

C, O, and V

Headcanon Game – A to Z (NSFW)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

[[ You’re not disgusting OP :3 In het relationships because the goal is usually children his semen ends up inside his partner. He’s not a fan of getting his semen on his partner’s body/face, as in…he wouldn’t cum on their body on purpose. 

In gay relationships it usually ends up on the sheets or whatever is infront of him. On his stomach if he’s on his back, etc. When he gives oral he tends to swallow. Doesn’t like getting facials, either.]]

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

[[ For both men and women he prefers giving oral. But he’s also no experience, so he needs his partner to guide him into what they like the best. He’ll usually prioritize his partner above himself. ]]

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

[[Given he isn’t “in” about sex and expectations during sex, he’s actually a pretty vocal guy. Mostly it’s a healthy amount of moans, groans, hissing between teeth, etc. He doesn’t use spoken words during sex unless his partner is asking him things. Of course, his partner making fun of him for being vocal will shut him down pretty quick. ]]

a,e,f

Headcanon Game – A to Z (NSFW)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

[[Given he gets drowsy he’s quite ok to cuddle with after sex. Usually just wants to stay in bed. ]]

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

[[LOL, no experience at all, first partner will usually be his last partner, first time would be nothing but instinct. ]]

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

[[ With a woman he prefers missionary or to be ridden. With a man Itachi usually prefers to bottom doggy style. ]]

B, D, M [whatever verse you like]

Headcanon Game – A to Z (NSFW)

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

[[ Itachi has no fav body part because he hates himself 😀 

As for partners…it depends. For Sasuke, it’s all of Sasuke, with others he tends to like faces more, bodies are secondary. Hinata’s breasts, though… ]]

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

[[ He would be a-ok with a female pegging him. ]]

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

[[ He prefers partners to come onto him (when they’re together, of course) rather than him coming onto them. Neck’s a sensitive area, too. ]]

J,P,T for Itachi with shisui as the partner If Its possible Thank yo! :D

Headcanon Game – A to Z (NSFW)

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

[[There are none. He doesn’t do it. ]]

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

[[ Itachi tops slow/mid-pace, and Itachi prefers to be topped fast and rough. ]]

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

[[In modern verses (mostly with Tai lmao) they do own a few toys. Mostly just dildos, then there’s a small remote one that’s left in Itachi all day lol. ]]

Z N L

Headcanon Game – A to Z (NSFW)

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[[ About a few minutes afterwards, lmao. He doesn’t have much stamina and isn’t one for many rounds. Sex is best just before bed. ]]

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

[[ There’s quite a lot he wouldn’t do. Public sex, scat, piss, ABDL, CGL, bondage, BDSM, etc. Someone like Sasuke would have more leeway into convincing him into things, but he’d reach a point where he’d say no. ]]

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

[[ Privacy is the key word. Prefers bedroom above all. In modern AUs where they have a house/apartment/flat as long as the location is secure, near any room in the house will do, including things like kitchen, living room and bathroom. ]]

Do you think kishimoto will kill sasuke in boruto, sasuke went through alot, and itachi sacrificed plenty to save him, killing him would just be stupid

[[ I don’t agree that it’s stupid to kill Sasuke. 

From what I can tell from the sudden-flash-forward in the very first chapter of Boruto, Sasuke will die for his beliefs and he will motivate Boruto to move on and fight stronger. 

Look at Boruto in the first chapter. 

He is wearing Sasuke’s cloak, he has Sasuke’s sword, and he is wearing Sasuke’s brown boots. Even a few pages later he is wearing the headband that Sasuke originally gave him in the Boruto movie.

(Proof the cloak/boots/sword originally belong to Sasuke.)

Granted, there’s another option here which is just “really dedicated cosplay” and we all know that Boruto is inspired by Sasuke, but I’ve seen no hints he’s so inspired like Sasuke that he would imitate his style of dress. Boruto is very much okay with wearing his own clothing right now. This leads me personally to believe that Boruto took Sasuke’s clothes upon his death to honor him, or Sasuke himself told him to take his possessions.

Yeah, Sasuke’s  been through a lot. That’s true. But he’s not technically “free” in that village. He never got reparations for his clan, the shinobi system never changed, etc. Also why should he stay alive just because other people fought to keep him alive? That’s not really fair on him. Yeah, Itachi did a lot to keep him alive but that doesn’t mean Sasuke has to. Sasuke should be living for his own sake, not someone else’s. I find it perfectly acceptable for Sasuke to die for a cause he legitimately supports, IE Boruto. Their dynamic is wonderful, they communicate, and are good for each other. 

Sasuke will be free of the village in death, and he will have passed on his motivation and possessions to someone he trusts and believes in.

Let him die peacefully. ]]